| | | ONEYou're right. It's almost unrecognisable. | |
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| | | ONEDamn straight. Just look at it. Jesus, you would never know. You just literally would never, never know. | |
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| | | ONEYou're an artist, my friend. | |
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| | | ONERegular fucking Picasso. | |
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| | | ONEIf you didn't exist it would be necessary to invent you. | |
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| | | ONENah. I mean, sure, in the sense of, I started you. But the way you turned out...
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I never could have, never would have predicted it. You did it. You did ... all this. That's what you brought to the party. | |
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| | | TWOTrue. But it never would have existed without you. | |
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| | | ONEThank you. I doubt you will ever know how much that means to me. | |
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| | | TWOYou know, I really, really appreciate what you did. | |
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| | | ONE (nods)
Think I could do it again? | |
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| | | ONEYou. Do you think I could invent another you. You know, if I had to. | |
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| | | TWOI dunno. Maybe. Wouldn't put it past you. But don't worry man, I'm sticking around. I owe you that much. | |
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| | | ONEOh I don't question your loyalty. Please don't ever think that. | |
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| | | ONEIn fact I would be so disappointed if that turned out to be your final thought about me. It's just that, now that I have this ... this priceless work of art.
(blows a speck of dirt off it)
Now that I have this ... and you're the only one who will ever know. Well, I just have to kill you. Don't I? | |
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| | | TWOThat was a fucking great one! Perfect 10! | |
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| | | ONEReally? I thought it might have been a little over the top. | |
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| | | TWONo, I mean it. This is the, what, 100th time you've threatened to take my life? But still, you nearly had me. With all of that 'I doubt you will ever know' and 'final thought' stuff. Now THAT was priceless. | |
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| | | ONEI knew you'd pick up on that stuff. See, it's the little things. | |
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| | | TWOYes. It's the little things. Absolutely. | |
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| | | ONEThat's where the joy is. And the art is the way you put them all together into one big thing.
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And you've done that here, my friend. You've certainly done that here. | |
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| | | TWOI thought maybe the nose was over the top. | |
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| | | ONE (squinting)
No, the nose is good. The nose is really good. I love the way the pores get slightly larger right around here. | |
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| | | TWOYeah, that tends to happen around the base of the nostril. | |
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| | | ONESee that's what I'm talking about. Details. Observation. It's what makes you the master. | |
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| | | ONENobody. You won't be doing anybody else. | |
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| | | TWOOh come on, you can do better than that. I give that one a 6. No, actually, I'll give you an 'A' for fresh material. But a 'C' for effort. | |
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| | | ONEThis isn't fresh material. I'm afraid I'm serious. I mean, it's all fine and good to kid around with you about life and death, but this is business. And we've been in this business now, how long? | |
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| | | ONEWhen have you ever known me to joke about it? | |
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| | | ONELook at me. You're fired. | |
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